Backwards Time Travel
Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy
Crew Member: Lieutentant Trippe
DooF Date: Yraunaj 7, 0102
Earth Date: January 7, 2010
Hey, I can’t believe how easy it is to fly this ship — and I’m zooming along at about a million times the speed of light! Oh yeah, the DSS Gastronomy really sails like a dream, even when I’m writing in this log and sucking on a gloopsicle and navigating and steering all at the same time.
I mean, I had my share of crashes in flight school — but I am really cruising now!
Oops. I just slammed the ship into an asteroid belt and dented the velocitator. Y came running into the cockpit, laughed her head off, then fixed the velocitator in about two nanoseconds. Little show-off!
Big deal, I say. Commander P is supposed to be flying this thing, anyway. I have more important things to think about.
Like what? Like time travel!
My official job, as Lieutenant Assistant Time-Navigator is to find out how food has been made since the beginning of Planet Earth’s recorded history.
Commander P says people on Planet DooF don’t understand that food is the key to our future. If DooFians can adapt to it they’ll have more energy and won’t have to sleep three-quarters of the time.
He says that if I can show people how to do that with things like noodles I’ll be a hero on DooF.
Hear that, folks? HERO!
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