Official BITE Communication: Supersecret Noodle Message

To: Y, First Mate, DSS Gastronomy
From: Agent Cook, Chief Interplanetary Communicator, BITE
Earth Date: February 1, 2010
DooF Date: Yraurbef 1, 0102

I’ve received your supersecret request to help you cook up a noodle-eating plan that Commander Pollo won’t be able to resist.

From reading your solarship log, it sounds like your dad was very intrigued by all the delicious baking aromas that drifted beyond the Earth’s atmosphere during the holiday season. The sweet smells of spices and chocolate actually made him want to eat cookies — and he doesn’t even know what cookies are!

If DooFians are similar to humans (which I believe they are), the sense of smell plays a huge role in the way things taste. I’ll explain more about that later — for now, it’s important to understand that on Earth, the aroma of people’s favorite foods is enough to make them really, really hungry.

If this approach worked for cookies, there’s no reason it can’t work for noodles.

So here’s what we’ll do: in our top-secret kitchen lab here at BITE, we’re going to cook up the world’s largest batch of spaghetti (a kind of noodle), then use our most powerful Olfactory AstroFans to propel the aromas through the stratosphere to the DSS Gastronomy.

Trust me, there are very few humans who can resist the savory aroma of a spaghetti dinner — and I’ll bet your dad won’t be able to either!

DooF

Official BITE Communication: Supersecret Noodle Message

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