Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy
Crew Member: Lieutenant Trippe
DooF Date: Yam 4, 0102
Earth Date: May 4, 2010

Okay, I’ve got two major questions right now:

1. What the heck is salmagundi?
2. Where the heck am I?

It looks like I’m gonna have lots of time to think about this stuff since I’m stuck in a time warp that’s way gnarlier than any galactic traffic jam I’ve seen in any of my other way-cool space adventures.

Not sure how it happened. Maybe the lever on my time machine jammed when I tried to move it directly from “nanosecond” to “light year”?

Well, whatever went wrong, it’s not my fault. That pipsqueak know-it-all Y told me she’d programmed everything perfectly. Yeah, right. Maybe that’ll teach our fearless Commander P not to drag little girls on a journey that’s supposed to be for the big boys.

So anyway, I’m trying to catch Cookbot before he does something weirder than he has already. He stole Commander P’s precious noodles and now he’s supposedly headed towards something called the Caribbean to meet up with some pirate dudes. How crazy is that?

Of course, Y had to be her usual Look-at-Me-I’ll-Save-the-Day self and go chasing after Cookbot on that lame little solar scooter she’s always bragging about.

Well, I’ll tell you one thing: I can travel backwards in time a zillion times faster than she can travel forwards in space. And I’m going to prove it, too.

Hey, I just noticed there’s a button on my control panel marked “Push ONLY in case of emergency.”

If this isn’t an emergency, what is?

I’m pushing it right now…

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