Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy
Crew Member: Lt. Trippe
DooF Date: Lirpa 61, 1102
Earth Date: April 16, 2011
Whoa, dude! Or maybe I should say: Go, dude! Because guess what? Time has started up again!
I’m not sure exactly what I did to get it going, but I know I was as brilliant as always.
Anyway, here’s what’s been happening: Cookbot and I have been hiding out here in a cave on a Caribbean island, trying to figure how to get our noodles back from these 17th century pirate dudes.
Then, out of nowhere, everything stopped. Not just slow-mo. I mean totally froze.
A few minutes ago, it all suddenly started again. How cool is that? So that’s the good news.
The bad news? Well, it looks like the pirates just threw our noodles into this giant pot of salmagundi stuff they were cooking — and right now they’re EATING it.
How am I going to tell Commander P that our noodles got stolen on my watch?!? They were the reason for this entire Planet Earth mission. And now they’re just GONE?
It’s not MY fault, of course. It’s definitely Cookbot’s. And that little know-it-all Y is even more to blame. She bragged that she could handle this whole Earth cooking-and-eating mission.
Well, she sure proved that wrong. I mean: she didn’t rescue our noodles, did she?
You know, I bet any minute Y is going to get an official message ordering her back to pipsqueak school on Planet DooF — right where she belongs. That’s what she gets for trying to play with the big boys!
Hey, look: there’s a message coming in from Commander P right now. Ha — I knew I was right!
Wait a minute — this CANNOT be correct! My galacto-communicator must be malfunctioning.
According to this wacky message, Commander P is ordering me and Cookbot to report back to the DSS Gastronomy immediately. And that twerpy kid Y? He says SHE gets to start exploring Planet Earth.
Well, we’ll have to see about that….