In Search of Salmagundi
In Search of Salmagundi

Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy
Crew Member: Y
DooF Date: Enuj 32, 0102
Earth Date: June 23, 2010

It’s kind of tricky to pilot a solar scooter and transmit notes to the DSS Gastronomy’s log at the same time, but I’m going to try my hardest to write about the crazy things that have been happening lately.

Well, I guess I should be careful about using the word “lately.”

Thanks to Lt. Trippe, time has totally stopped! I told him ONLY to press that button in case of a mega-emergency — and wanting to prove he can travel backwards in time faster than I can move forward in space definitely does not count as any kind of emergency, much less a mega one.

Anyway, his time warp tangled him up with Cookbot, who’s on a blown-circuit quest to turn our half-cooked noodles into salmagundi for hungry pirates — and now they’re both stuck in what humans refer to as the 17th century. Since time is frozen way in the past, none of Trippe’s equipment (which is all from the future) will work.

From the megamacroscope screen on my scooter dashboard, it looks like they’re hiding in a sea cave on the shore of a tiny island in the waters humans refer to as the Caribbean. The good news is that they’re together. The bad news is that Cookbot and Trippe REALLY do not get along.

Even worse news? There’s a ship with a skull-and-crossbones flag anchored just outside the cave. And the Earth pirates on the ship’s deck look they’re in a really bad mood.

Of course, any kid who’s ever dealt with adults knows all about bad moods — so I have a plan!

My database tells me the way to a human’s heart is through their stomach, which seems like very peculiar anatomy. That’s okay, though: these pirates look like very peculiar humans.

I’ve also learned that salmagundi is a something called a “stew,” which seems to mean a whole bunch of different Earth foods all cooked in a pot together. And pirates supposedly love it!

I even found some recipes in cyberspace. If you want to see them, click here.

Anyway, my plan is to make a giant pot of salmagundi and feed it to the pirates. Then while they’re eating, I’m going to sneak down and rescue Cookbot. I wish I could leave Lt. Trippe with the pirates, but I guess I’ll have to be nice and rescue him too.

So my only question now is: how do you make salmagundi without a kitchen? Or food??

A Kid’s Eye View: Eating a Flower
A Kid’s Eye View: Eating a Flower

Editor’s note: This post was written by by Sarah, who’s Lauren’s sister


Did you know you could eat a flower? Well, I didn’t. But guess what: you can!

There are some kinds of flowers that you can eat — and some you can’t. If you’re not sure, ask a grown-up which ones are okay. That’s what I did.

In fact, I ate a flower today! It was a zucchini blossom.

Where does it actually come from? In the beginning, it grows in the ground. Then when it’s ready, the farmer picks it and brings to the farmer’s market. That’s where we got ours.

When I first saw the flowers, I thought they would be gross to eat. It turns out I was kind of right.

We cooked the flowers and baby zucchini with some olive oil and lemon. I liked the baby zucchini, but I didn’t like the flowers. They tasted like something, but they did not taste like ANYTHING I’ve ever had.

In a couple weeks, I’m going to try a different kind of flower. I’ll let you know how that goes.

Do you think it’s cool that you can eat a flower?

I do!

A Kids’-Eye View: DooFy Adventures with Flower & Dough
A Kids’-Eye View: DooFy Adventures with Flower & Dough

Editor’s note: This post was written by by Lia (age 11) and Olivia (age 9)
Assisted by Lola the puppy (age 11 weeks)

We love dough and flower! (Okay, we know it is really spelled flour, but it is so amazing that we had to call it flower in the title.)

We do not know why we love flour so much, but it is a lot of fun to play with. We want to make a house out of dough and have all the rooms filled with flour.

Did you know that there are things inside flour called glutens?

Well, when you make dough for tortillas or pizza crust, you want to work the dough a lot so the glutens will wake up. This will make the dough all stretchy and chewy. That is perfect for tortillas!

But if you are making cookies from scratch, you want to mix the dough slowly after you have added the flour. That is because if you wake up the glutens, your cookies will be chewy and stretchy. Yuck!

There is this thing called yeast that you put in bread. It makes the bread rise by eating stuff in the flour and then burping to make air bubbles for fluffy bread. But it takes a very long time.

If you have never turned flour into dough, get your measuring cups and add water. Dough will stick to your hands until you wake up the glutens!

If you like flour and dough as much as us:

HAVE FUN AND GET MESSY!!!

Always remember to treat your dough and flour well (ha ha!).

We love the power of flour and dough!

Trippey Time Warp
Trippey Time Warp

Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy
Crew Member: Lieutenant Trippe
DooF Date: Yam 4, 0102
Earth Date: May 4, 2010

Okay, I’ve got two major questions right now:

  1. What the heck is salmagundi?
  2. Where the heck am I?

It looks like I’m gonna have lots of time to think about this stuff since I’m stuck in a time warp that’s way gnarlier than any galactic traffic jam I’ve seen in any of my other way-cool space adventures.

Not sure how it happened. Maybe the lever on my time machine jammed when I tried to move it directly from “nanosecond” to “light year”?

Well, whatever went wrong, it’s not my fault. That pipsqueak know-it-all Y told me she’d programmed everything perfectly. Yeah, right. Maybe that’ll teach our fearless Commander P not to drag little girls on a journey that’s supposed to be for the big boys.

So anyway, I’m trying to catch Cookbot before he does something weirder than he has already. He stole Commander P’s precious noodles and now he’s supposedly headed towards something called the Caribbean to meet up with some pirate dudes. How crazy is that?

Of course, Y had to be her usual Look-at-Me-I’ll-Save-the-Day self and go chasing after Cookbot on that lame little solar scooter she’s always bragging about.

Well, I’ll tell you one thing: I can travel backwards in time a zillion times faster than she can travel forwards in space. And I’m going to prove it, too.

Hey, I just noticed there’s a button on my control panel marked “Push ONLY in case of emergency.”

If this isn’t an emergency, what is?

I’m pushing it right now…

A Kid’s Eye View: Eating a Healthy Breakfast on the Road
A Kid’s Eye View: Eating a Healthy Breakfast on the Road

by Lauren, age 9

My name is Lauren and I am 9 years old. I just went to DooF Camp and met many nice kids. At DooF Camp, we got to go out on the streets of San Francisco and interview different people. We kids asked many people to identify very weird looking vegetables. The interviews were so interesting that I wanted to interview more people about food.

At the airport the next day, before I got on an airplane to go home to Southern California, my aunt and I interviewed more people. We really wanted to concentrate on what people were saying so we recorded their answers and wrote them down later.

It was so much fun to talk with the people. I learned that everyone eats very different things in different ways. I learned that many people try to eat fruit with their breakfast or AS their breakfast and now I’m doing that, too.

I think my breakfasts are now healthier. Now on to the interviews….

NOTE: If you are a kid and want to interview people, always go with a grown-up!

People Interviewed At San Francisco Airport at 9:30 a.m. on Sunday, April 4th:

Liz, a grown-up from New Jersey

Q. When you travel, do you usually stop at airport restaurants for breakfast or bring your own food for breakfast?

A. I buy food at the airport.

Q. What did you have this morning — was it healthy?

A. I admit that I tend to be a little unhealthy when I travel, but I try to do my best to eat good food. Today I bought a croissant sandwich with scrambled egg, bacon and cheese (which I wouldn’t normally eat at home) and a banana. I’m pregnant, so I’m letting myself eat more than usual.

Q. Is that different from what you’d eat for breakfast at home?

A. I find it much easier to eat healthy food when I’m at home. A typical breakfast would be fruit and cereal — usually something like Total Raisin Bran.

Cynthia, a grown-up from Yorkshire, England

Q. When you travel, do you usually stop at airport restaurants for breakfast or bring your own food for breakfast?

A. We always eat at the airport restaurants.

Q. What did you have this morning — was it healthy?

A. Fresh fruit salad and a muffin. And yes, I’d consider that healthy.

Q. Is that different from what you’d eat for breakfast at home?

A. No, it’s similar. At home, though, I’d probably have just a piece of fruit and some toast.

Graham, a grown-up from Yorkshire, England

Q. When you travel, do you usually stop at airport restaurants for breakfast or bring your own food for breakfast?

A. We’re coming from a long way so we like to try new restaurants, especially in America.

Q. What did you have this morning — was it healthy?

A. Lots of bacon and fried eggs. That’s my idea of a healthy breakfast!

Q. Is that different from what you’d eat for breakfast at home?

A. No, not really. At home, I might have a bacon sandwich.

Q. Do you think English people eat differently than Americans?

A. One thing I’ve noticed is that Americans like to mix savory and sweet flavors, such as maple syrup with bacon and eggs or eating toast with sweet jam. In England, we don’t mix savory and sweet. For example, if we had toast and marmalade for breakfast, we’d eat it after the bacon and eggs.

Jennifer, a grownup from California traveling with 3 kids

Q. When you travel, do you usually stop at airport restaurants for breakfast or bring your own food for breakfast?

A. It depends how early we leave. If we have enough time, we’ll try to eat a healthy breakfast before we go to the airport or we’ll pack our own favorite foods. But when you’re traveling you don’t always have access to healthy foods. So if we eat breakfast at the airport, we’ll have a special treat like pastries.

Q. Is that different from what you’d eat for breakfast at home?

A. We try to eat healthy foods at home. On a good day, breakfast would include some protein like eggs or meat, plus fruit and toast. If we don’t have much time, we have something quick like cereal.

Q. What’s your kids’ favorite healthy breakfast?

A. Fresh strawberries and cottage cheese.

Q. Do you have any tips for parents traveling with kids?

A. Food at airports isn’t always very healthy, so I try to bring protein bars, fruit and little baggies of cereal. Also, don’t forget the sippy cups!

Elissa, a grown-up from New Jersey

Q. When you travel, do you usually stop at airport restaurants for breakfast or bring your own food for breakfast?

A. I like to eat a healthy diet, so I always pack foods to eat when I travel. Usually, I bring steel-cut oats, prunes, raisins and granola, then buy yogurt at the airport. If I have to eat breakfast at a restaurant, I order a bowl of oatmeal.

Q. What did you have this morning — was it healthy?

A. This morning I had eggs and oatmeal before I got to the airport. So I have lots of energy from a healthy balance of protein and carbs!

Our First Kid Blogger! It’s about time we got more of the kids’ perspective, right? We call ourselves the “food show for kids” but it’s the adults who’ve been calling the shots. Oh well, we’re having too much fun to give that up completely, but I don’t think we can ever call ourselves a success until the kids truly own… it.

Turns out our little Doofers have better interview questions than we adults do, and come to think of it, they’re as good behind the camera as they are in front of it. Food show for kids, yes. And now BY them too!