“Commence Cooking!”
“Commence Cooking!”

Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy Crew Member: Commander Pollo DooF Date: Yraurbef 9, 0102 Earth Date: February 9, 2010 I just surprised my crew with... [Read more]

Official BITE Communication: Supersecret Noodle Message
Official BITE Communication: Supersecret Noodle Message

To: Y, First Mate, DSS Gastronomy From: Agent Cook, Chief Interplanetary Communicator, BITE Earth Date: February 1, 2010 DooF Date: Yraurbef 1, 0... [Read more]

Elementary Analysis Tracking (EAT) Noodles
Elementary Analysis Tracking (EAT) Noodles

Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy Crew Member: Y DooF Date: Yraunaj 81, 0102 Earth Date: January 18, 2010 Okay Lt. Trippe, you go bang up our velocit... [Read more]

Backwards Time Travel
Backwards Time Travel

Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy Crew Member: Lieutentant Trippe DooF Date: Yraunaj 7, 0102 Earth Date: January 7, 2010 Hey, I can’t believe h... [Read more]

Unidentified Flying Objects
Unidentified Flying Objects

Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy Crew Member: Commander Pollo DooF Date: Rebmeced 51, 9002 Earth Date: December 15, 2009 As the DSS Gastronomy appro... [Read more]

If the Hat Fits…
If the Hat Fits…

Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy Crew Member: Lieutentant Trippe DooF Date: Rebmeced 2, 9002 Earth Date: December 2, 2009 Wow, now that Agent Cook e... [Read more]

Poolging Noodles
Poolging Noodles

Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy Crew Member: Y DooF Date: Rebmevon 42, 9002 Earth Date: November 24, 2009 I still can’t believe we actually g... [Read more]

Greetings DOOFians: (Official BITE Communication)
Greetings DOOFians: (Official BITE Communication)

Congratulations on your journey to Planet Earth! My name is Supersecret Agent Cook, and I’m the Chief Interplanetary Communicator for BITE ... [Read more]

Don’t Ask Y!
Don’t Ask Y!

Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy Crew Member: Lieutentant Trippe DooF Date: Rebmevon 8, 9002 Earth Date: November 8, 9002 So random!! My first assig... [Read more]

Y and Where
Y and Where

Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy Date: Rebmevon 4, 9002 Crew Member: Y Earth Date: November 4, 2009 Why is it that parents NEVER tell you the most i... [Read more]