Fahrenheit 212
Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy
Crew Member: Y
DooF Date: March 4, 2010
Earth Date: Hcram 4, 0102
Wow, cooking is way easier than I thought it would be! A lot more fun, too. In fact, if it weren’t for Lt. Trippe banging on the door of the new solarship galley, everything would be perfect.
Sometimes I just do not understand [...]
4000 Year Old Noodles!!!
Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy
Crew Member: Lieutenant Trippe
DooF Date: Yraurbef 22, 0102
Earth Date: February 22, 2010
Hold on! Y’s locked herself in the astroparticle-analysis chamber and hung this big important-looking sign on the door that says “Solarship Galley: Do Not Disturb! Cooking in Progress!”
What does THAT mean? Well, obviously I know what a solarship is. I mean, [...]
“Commence Cooking!”
Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy
Crew Member: Commander Pollo
DooF Date: Yraurbef 9, 0102
Earth Date: February 9, 2010
I just surprised my crew with an order that I never thought I’d dare to give: “Commence cooking!”
Why would I authorize such a perilous pursuit? Let me explain…
For weeks, Y has been asserting that the only way to truly understand the [...]
Official BITE Communication: Supersecret Noodle Message
February 1, 2010 by mike_axinn
Filed under BITE Log
To: Y, First Mate, DSS Gastronomy
From: Agent Cook, Chief Interplanetary Communicator, BITE
Earth Date: February 1, 2010
DooF Date: Yraurbef 1, 0102
I’ve received your supersecret request to help you cook up a noodle-eating plan that Commander Pollo won’t be able to resist.
From reading your solarship log, it sounds like your dad was very intrigued by all the [...]
Elementary Analysis Tracking (EAT) Noodles
Solarship Log: DSS Gastronomy
Crew Member: Y
DooF Date: Yraunaj 81, 0102
Earth Date: January 18, 2010
Okay Lt. Trippe, you go bang up our velocitator and try to be a famous time-travel hero. I’ve got more important things to do.
Like what? Like noodles — and when we can EAT them!
Dad’s still got the package of noodles locked up [...]